Lyrics

I'll tell you the tale of a magnificent man, who came up to me eagerly.

He said 'Hey Dude, I really enjoyed the show, and especially in your company'

But something was wrong with the way that he spoke.
I couldn't see his face amongst all of the smoke.

So I looked him in the eye and he smiled. I could see it in his face he was riled. I tried to calm him down. And so eventually he came round.

He told me his name, and we went for a drink, but I wasn't quite sure what to think.

I mean he seemed nice enough, and he wasn't too rough, until he started talking tough.

He said 'I've seen you around and you think you're all that'. I said 'I don't appreciate you treating me like a mat'

So i looked him....

-- He said the people you see here, they're not your friends. You've been going mad now it's really bad. They laugh at all your jokes, but you're life's gone up in smoke. And to tell you all of this....i'm the one they sent.----


I said my friend you're the one, who has gone of the rails, 'cause everybody loves me round here. Just look all around...no one was to be found...I listened out there wasn't a sound.

What's going on there must be something wrong. I'm shaking with fear and i'm shedding a tear..

So I looked him in the eye and he smiled. I could see it in his face he was riled. I tried to calm him down. And so eventually I came round.