The old story of unrequited love told in very sarcastic manner. All boys, guys, men have had that one girl they long for. The one girl who could make everything ok. Jenny is that girl. And the bitch won't talk to me!

The old story of unrequited love told in very sarcastic manner. All boys, guys, men have had that one girl they long for. The one girl who could make everything ok. The one girl who with a simple glance makes your knees shake and your stomach week. That one girl who, if she would only take two seconds to recognize your mere existence could change your life forever. And that one girl has no idea how great life would if she would just "Dump that zero and get with a hero!." The hero of course is you. You and your shiny white stallion and your sword of lust. Your body armour's shined up and she STILL won't look at you, won't talk to you, and won't be anything to more to you than a wet dream. Jenny is that girl to. And the bitch won't talk to me! But she flipped me off once and I jacked off to that memory for MONTHS!

This song fell together quicker than any song Attack Ships On Fire has ever written. The lyrics just flowed from the first chord having just gotten off the phone with my friend who happens to be named Jen. Being irritated with the conversation made me want to put her name in a song that wasn't very kind...as she isn't very kind... I think it worked out pretty well..

I want to thank you for the gesture
Who knew you were so kind
Taking time out of your day
To defecate on mine

Sexy Jenny won't talk to me
Sexy Jenny won't, she won't, she won't
I'm a terminal toothache
In her eardrum

I want to thank you for the pictures
Photoshop can be so kind
Your clothes are in their way
But they're not in mine
Sexy Jenny won't talk to me
Sexy Jenny won't, she won't, she won't

I want to thank you for that smile
You threw at me today
I know it was an accident
I'll take it anyway
Sexy Jenny won't talk to me
Sexy Jenny won't, she won't, she won't