Art Paul Schlosser

Art Paul Schlosser

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Unique - Comedy | Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Total Song Plays: 389   
Member Since: 2006
   Last Login: 3/9/2018
   Sounds Like: Weird Al Yankovic, Allen Sherman

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She has BO and she smells real sad
Just like a river that has chemicals from a factory bad
If she would only take a bath you would be so glad
Then you would take her to a fancy Ball at the rio grand

Verse 1
The smell of rotten tomatoes mixed with curry and sage spice
Her crooked teeth smile looks like yellow ice
Her hair is so dry like spikes from a cactus out west
She acts like she something special but there's moldy gravy all over her dress

Verse 2
She wants to be a Hollywood Queen
And you can't be honest with her because she claim you're being mean
But her smell is so bad it's a nightmare not a dream
Who cut the cheese with last years moldy off flavored ice cream

Song Length
Pop - Alternative, Rock - New Wave
Tempo / Feel
Medium Slow (91 - 110)
Lead Vocal
Mixed Vocals
Jovial, Sociable

Subject Matter
Pollution, Smell, Odor, Nose

Similar Artists
Duran Duran, Weird Al Yankovic
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Art Paul Schlosser and The College Kids
Music Credits Art Paul Schlosser, The College Kids, & Duran Duran
Producer Credits Stefo Livorni
Publisher Credits Art Paul Schlosser Inc
Performance Credits Art Paul Schlosser and the College Kids
Label Credits Art Paul Schlosser