I do declare on this very date
A proclamation to my favorite Kate
For all to hear, I will firmly state
I think Kate's great
I can no longer wait
I can no longer hesitate
Listen up, everyone, and get it straight
I think Kate's great
I hope you can appreciate
On any scale just how high she'd rate
She wins the grand prize so let's celebrate
I think Kate's great
If she were the presidential candidate
She would win every debate
I'd wanna be her running mate
I think Kate's great
... Princess of the Buckeye State
I think Kate's great
When night time comes and it's getting late
She'll lie in bed and contemplate
The things that tomorrow she'll create
I think Kate's great!