Song Description

WARNING: black humor alert! Written by Randy Luton (whom I've lost touch with) and as far as I know, only recorded by me.

Lyrics

It used to be that Christmas time was filled with love and cheer
With Santa bringing lovely gifts to children far and near
But some say things are different now, there's a rumor in the air
There's been a famine in the northland, and Santa's eaten his reindeer

Yes there was Prancer with paprika and noodles
Barbecued Blitzen with rolls
Dasher and Dancer in a potluck pie
And Rudolph in a casserole

What were the names of the others
Oh, it doesn't seem to matter anymore
Maybe some of them will find their way to bullion cubes
And we can buy them next year in the store

Reindeer roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at their nose

So let's go tell the little children
That we won't be having Christmas this year
If we don't, we'll be living a lie
For Santa Clause has eaten his reindeer

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Ionut Mirel Udrea	Best Unique	10/28/2015