Lyrics

Honey, I’ve been sitting here alone again tonight,
Waiting for your footsteps in the hall.
I don’t think you’re showing up, and honey, that ain’t right:
You don’t worry ‘bout my heart at all.

(Chorus)
So sayonara, honey; arreviderci, dear;
Das v danya, kamikaze man.
Go take a long walk off a short pier,
And call me when you reach Japan.

Honey, adios-ing you is bittersweet relief ---
Don’t know why you do me like you do.
I give you love and money, but you only give me grief.
Giving up’s the best I can do. (Chorus)

Some guys have a gift for going down in flames, I guess.
Trouble is, they’re not around to shovel up the mess.

Honey as you drift along en route to Tokyo,
Dodging mahi mahi in the sea,
Think about the nights you left me sitting home alone:
Home alone ain’t where I’m gonna be. (Chorus)

Oh, honey, call me when you reach Japan.