Lyrics

The Hummer
I Want a Hummer (Mans Anthem) by Fall Guy

I was comin outta work just the other day A takin care of business in the usual way When I came upon a carlot And right before my eyes was the * finest SUV
She was big and wide and kinda sexy I must say and though she drinks alot ?Made in the Good old USA
Now when I got home I had come to reelize this girl had it all So I called to my wife Charlot I said 'Charlotte,
I know you like Big Toys just like me and I know she might not fit on the road so good but it would be *So Fine
Thats right I got up on my two hind legs like Tall proud stallion and I said 'Charlot ' Well-a- Hella

(chorus) I Want a Hummer you cant put no-one above her I deserve a Hummer How I want a Hummmmmmmmmmm - mer

Charlot says' that havin a hummer may not be such a good Idea with all that suckin and such?
Charlot says' their may not be enough money in My Big Wide World for her to wanna buy into no hummer.
But, just kindly told her that she might be wrong for the *1ST Time Ever and that it would be *so-o-o- fine.
Now when I get a good Idea - I stick with it ??? So I just reared up on my two hide legs like a big proud stallion and tried get her to take the bait ? (clinton voice)?

(chorus) I Want a Hummer you cant put no-one above her I deserve a Hummer How I want a Hummmmmmmmmmm - mer

A little while later that little girl pops outta her Bood-war with a Pink Neck-La-Jay, She had an Angel - with-a -Christmas present look on her face and she was * Smilin?
And I was still thinkin bout that Hummer?
Then I said ' You Still thinkin bout that hummer and she says ' I Guess'
Well .. I like to * Climb way up in the driver seat- cuz In My World ? I guess? means YES And I could feel the big old engine begin to RUMBLE
I want let it all hangout !

(chorus) I Want a Hummer ?..


Ride out ?.. (next page)

I wanna a Hummer Hangout
you know what its all about
dont be shy now come on baby drive it and out
Try and keep it between the white lines
Were gonna try and fill the tank now
Now shes the finest in the land
Made in the USA
Lord shes so much more than a * Forrrrd
We gotta tire up on top Bring it on now
Comin to a town near you ? Time to raise up the Red White & Blue
Don?t stop for no sidewinders
Were over the top now thats right!