Lyrics

I wish your parents were more understanding
Wish they'd stop setting you up with other guys
They say they don't mind me, they just hate my profession
It's clear that they like me; they just want me to die

Your mother is crying, your father is sighing
Your brother is happy now he's the favorite child
But nobody loves you the way that I do
Let them be angry on their own for a while

It's been a long time since makeup chests
Daddy's knee, Mama's breast
Nobody loves you the way that I do
Baby knows better, baby knows best

I wish your parents weren't so melodramatic
Telling you how hard your life with me would be
If you want easy, you can always have easy
That's why it's called easy

It's eating you up to cause such a commotion
It tears you apart that they're freakin' out
You knew they'd be angry, so let them be angry
If I make you happy, they'll come around

Long time since makeup chests
Daddy's knee, Mama's breast
Nobody loves you the way that I do
Baby knows better, baby knows best