Song Description
Everyone gains 15lbs their first year of college... The chorus is, of corse, a play on Victoria Secret models. What is there secret?
| Song Length |
3:48 |
Genre |
Pop - Alternative, Pop - General |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Exultant |
Subject |
Junk Food, Silliness |
| Similar Artists |
Barenaked Ladies |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
There she is again at 4am (In her dorm room)
Microwave burrito's (Will be done real soon)
She never thought that she's be victim to
FRESHMAN 15, Oh, No
What exactly is the secret that Victoria's keepin'
What exactly is the secret that Victoria's keepin'
I wanna bottle it up, I'm gonna sell it to the world
I wanna bottle it up, I'm gonna give it to my girl
FRESHMAN 15
There she is fondling the remote (Got nothin on)
She sticks her hand into a bag of sweets (Chocolatey treats)
Her super-model status dwindling
FRESHMAN 15, Oh, No
What exactly is the secret that Victoria's keepin'
What exactly is the secret that Victoria's keepin'
I wanna bottle it up, I'm gonna sell it to the world
I wanna bottle it up, I'm gonna give it to my girl
FRESHMAN 15
But I still love you, you know I do
It's just that you look so much better
Without a face full of food
She's overslept her first two classes
Crawls out of bed, puts on her glasses
Day-time soaps are educational?!
She's learning how to use her assets
What exactly is the secret that Victoria's keepin'
What exactly is the secret that Victoria's keepin'
I wanna bottle it up, I'm gonna sell it to the world
I wanna bottle it up, I'm gonna give it to my girl
FRESHMAN 15