Lyrics

I've been bashed and battered
and bruised and beaten
I've been abused, misused
and I've been mistreated
I've been up and down
and still I feel
you're an asshole.

And I've looked at it from your side
and I've looked at it from mine
and I know you had a hard time
when you were only 9
but that was long ago
and now there's just now denying
that you're an asshole...

and You're an asshole
you're an asshole
yeah yeah yeah yeah
you're an asshole.

na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na
na na na na na
you're an asshole

Yeah You're an asshole
you're an asshole
yeah yeah yeah yeah
you're an asshole.

and I know there are those people
who say they never are to blame
and that's not my modus operandi
I don't play that game
and then there are some people
who claim the sun shines out their behind
and it's oh so hard
to get them to change their mind
and I've given up trying

It's a valuable muscle
near the base of the spine
and I know I'd be sorry if i ever lost mine
but it stinks when you're always full of shit
all the time
cause you're an asshole

and You're an asshole
you're an asshole
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
you're an asshole.


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