My Future Ex-Boyfriend

Meet at the show
After a few beers
We know we know
Much more than our peers
Now that we've drowned
All of our fears
We start to imagine that we're so sincere

So home we go
Too cool for this place
Can't be alone
That's such a disgrace
Please ignore
My look of distaste
You look like the guy that I want to replace
You got that same dumb look on your face

Hello, come in
(I love you, I need you)
My My future ex-boyfriend
(Hello, come in)
Let me tell you how this will end
I love you, I fix you
You're my future ex-boyfriend

Now let's look
At your resume
What have you done
What does it say
Is there a possibility
That you might be gay
You got your pinky in the air drinking chardonnay

You got more demons
Than the night of the undead
More red flags than the Indy 500
Says right here that you never said
You keep your feelings in a bottle hidden under your bed
Why can't you let me inside of your head

With time and care I know I'll repair
Your smile, your shoes, your hair
In the meantime, follow my design all the time

(I love you, I need you)
You're perfectly afflicted
(I can't live without you)
Just as I predicted
You're the answer to my wishes
You're magically delicious

Can't make you do what I say
(Bye Bye Future Ex-Boyfriend)
Can't make you leave, can't make you stay
Can't make you lie, can't make you true
What am I gonna do about this tattoo
Hate you, can't fix you