Story Behind The Song

THIS IS ONE OF A TRILOGY OF HE'S EXPERIENCES LIKE A SERIAL THE OTHER SONGS ARE "I'M IN DANGER OF BECOMING SOBAR" IF HE'S AFFECTED BY HIS BOSS, WIFE ETC HE MUST BE TOO SOBAR!.. THE OTHER SONG "THE VACATION" WHERE HE'S FRIENDS TRY TO GET RID OF HIM BY PAYING FOR HIS HOLIDAY TO LA HE GETS LOST AT AIRPORT ENDS UP ON AIR FORCE 1 WITH PRESIDENT CAUSES MAYHEM THERE TOO..

Song Description

GUY CAUSES HAVOC IN A BAR, BUT DOESN'T SEE HE'S THE ONE CAUSING IT. FIGHTS BREAK OUT, SHERIFF SHOOTS SINGER BY ACCIDENT, CAUSES BAR TO BE CLOSED DOWN, HE THINKS IT'S JUST ONE HELL OF A BAR.

Lyrics

TEMPO: BRISK THIS IS A HELL OF A BAR WORDS & MUSIC BY MAL KYRI
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © D
I BEEN HUMMING THIS SONG AND DRINKING WHISKEY BOY I?M TIGHT

THE BAND HAVE BEEN PLAYING FRIGGING BUFFETT ALL NIGHT
G
GONNA TRY TO IMPRESS ALL THE LADIES TONIGHT
D
BY OPENING MY SHIRT AND STARTING A FIGHT
A
I CAN?T UNDERSTAND WHY THE WOMEN WALK AWAY
G
THEY MUST WANNA SHOW ME THE WAY THEIR ASS?S SWAY COS
CHORUS: D A G
I?M DANCING, YEAH I?M DRINKING YEAH I?M LAUGHING ALL
D
THE WAY TO THE BAR,
D
THEY TOLD ME TO LEAVE BUT I KNOW IT?S JUST A JOKE

STILL TIME TO GET THIS BROAD AND THROW WHISKEY DOWN MY THROAT
G
I DIDN?T KNOW SHE HAD A MAN SHE WAS HITCHED
D
HERE HE COMES HE MUST BE SIX FOOT SIX
A
I CAN?T UNDERSTAND WHY HE?S REALLY GETTING STRESSED
G
IT CAN ONLY BE COS I WAS LOOKING UP HER DRESS
CHORUS D
OUT THE CORNER OF MY EYE I SAW THE LAW COME IN

AS THERE WALKING TOWARDS ME THOUGHT I?LL HIDE MY GIN
G
THAT BIG GUY?S STILL ANGRY HE?S PICKED UP MY GIN
D
WELL I SLIPPED DOWN AND HE HIT THE LAWMAN ON THE CHIN
A
I CAN?T UNDERSTAND WHY I?VE NOT BEEN HERE BEFORE
G
THIS IS A HELL OF A BAR I?VE GOTTA COME HERE SOMEMORE
CHORUS MIDDLE 8
G
WELL AS THE LAWMAN & THE BIG GUY WERE PLAYING HIGH NOON
D
I THOUGHT I?D GET ON THE STAGE AND SING ME A TUNE
G
AND TO MY SURPRISE THE OWNERS WIFE GRABBED MY COAT
A
I SAID HEY SWEET CHEEKS YOU WANNA DANCE LET GO MY THROAT
D
SO I SPUN HER AROUND SHOWED HER MY BEST DANCE MOVES

SHE WAS A SCREAMING AND HOLLERING I KNOW SHE?S DIGGING THE GROOVES
A
I REALLY CAN?T UNDERSTAND WHY I AIN?T BEEN HERE BEFORE
G
THIS IS A HELL OF A BAR DEFINITELY COME HERE SOMEMORE CHORUS

D
NOW AS WE WERE DANCING SHE WENT AND SWUNG HER PURSE

IT NEARLY HIT ME IN THE EYE BUT WHAT MADE THINGS WORSE

IT CAUGHT THE LAWMANS HAND JUST AS HE WAS GETTING HE?S GUN

I TELL YOU BOY I?VE NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN
G
THAT?S WHEN THE GUN WENT OFF THE BULLET FLEW BY MY HAND
D
IT JUST MISSED ME BUT HIT THE SINGER IN THE BAND
A
I TURNED AROUND SLOWLY IT WAS A TERRIBLE SIGHT
G
I SAID THAT?LL TEACH YA SINGING FRIGGING BUFFETT ALL NIGHT
CHORUS SOLO:
G
WELL AS ALL GOOD THINGS HAVE TO COME TO AN END
D
AND COS I ONLY HAD A FEW DOLLARS TO SPEND
G
THEIR CLOSING THE BAR BOY THERE?S SO MANY POLICE
A
THIS IS A HELL OF A BAR I GOTTA SAY MY PIECE
D
SO I GO UP TO THE OWNERS NOW BEING HANDCUFFED BY THE LAW
D
EXCUSE ME OFFICERS I GOTTA TELL EM ONCE MORE
A
THIS IS A HELL OF A BAR I?M GLAD I CAME
G
I CAN?T UNDERSTAND WHY IT?S GOT A BAD NAME, COS I?VE BEEN
CHORUS:
D A
DANCING,YEAH I?VE BEEN DRINKING YEAH I?VE BEEN
G D
LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TOTHE BAR, REPEAT TILL END: NB: CHORUS?S FOLLOW ALL VERSES

CONTACT INFO: Mario Kyriacou, 455, Alt.19s Harbor Club Downs, Palm Harbor, Florida, FL34683
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