A small town band living in a lonely world taking the crazy train to heavy metal town.
Creation of The Fearle$s Pandas
Many years ago,
the two asteroids, awesomeness and bad ass rock crossed paths,
the collision sent both on a spiralling course towards a panda infested planet.
The prophecies had spoken of this doomsday,
one which would spawn a new breed of pandas
These fearless badasses would be the true meaning of christmas and the reason babies are born
and sure enough, when the smoke cleared,
they arose from the rubble.
Armed with the ability to stun millions with their rock.
the shredding guitars, blasting drums, and thumpin bass,
mixcd together perfectly to form a delicious sound which could make the clouds cry.
who are we!?
WE!! ARE!! THE!!! FEARLESS PANDAS
WE!! WILL!! ROCK!! Harder than anyone, you've ever heard until now
With the panda's home planet in ruins from their creation,
They needed a new place to spread their wings of rock awesomeness.
And so, with one giant power chord, they blasted off into the unknown darkness of space.
For many years they sped through it, actually reversing the vacuum because of how much they did not suck.
With each face melting riff and panty burning solo, new planets emerged.
Who are we!?
WE!! ARE!! THE!!! FEARLESS PANDAS
WE!! MADE!! THE!! PLANET SUPERMAN CAME FROM CUZ WERE SO COOL
Now tired of searching, they found a planet
With blue and green colors, they decided to land it
Gaining speed, they played louder and louder
Creating a bombshell, of awesomess power!!!!
Their collision with the colored planet was awestrucking
Causing the ground to fly up and cover the sun,
Resulting in the extinction of the enitre dinosaur race.
But with this loss came a much better reward.
This planet would be home to the pioneers of rock, the creators of awesomeness, the makers of rain, and if you don't believe this statement....
Just listen to this.
WE!! ARE!! THE!!! FEARLESS PANDAS
THIS!! IS!! A!! MADE UP STORY, BUT ITS STILL PRETTY COOL
And lucky for you, they're still around today
So catch'em if you can, but don't be late.